People With ‘Better’ Security Than Fort Knox

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People With ‘Better’ Security Than Fort Knox

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Everyone has the wish to live in a world, where we didn’t need to lock anything up. Sadly, such a world doesn’t exist. If you’re going to treat your valuables like they actually have some value, you can’t take half measures. Give a thief an inch, they’ll take a mile. Just apparently, the folks below didn’t get that memo, though. Prepare to apply your palm to your face. People With ‘Better’ Security Than Fort Knox.

1: On the bright side, thieves might pick a car that’s a bit more…up-market.

2: Biking is sweaty, sure, but come on…

3: So, what, does the door just fly open on its own? Because that’s the only reason to put six holes in your truck.

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4: When a bike is locked up in name only.

5: Clamps are great, but I’m not sure how much trust I would place in one.

6: Guess thieves can test out the effectiveness of these cutters before making off with them.

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7: This security system isn’t exactly “top drawer.” Hey-o!

8: If good fences make good neighbors, what does this make?

9: When your security inadvertently helps thieves steal more.

10: Okay, that’s different. If nothing else, it probably looks like too much work to steal.

11: I detect a slight problem with this system.

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